997:

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

descartables:

He had a lot of orgasms during those movies

mytinyhands:

queenof420:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

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:(

veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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joshpeck:

i need at least 4 more hours of this

joshpeck:

i need at least 4 more hours of this